Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2003
Transcript:
"I'm really worried...I can't find Fredo or his wife anywhere." "Didn't he say she was gonna smash him to get their money and retire at the beach?" "Yes, but I don't believe that...I believe people are good and that they have good motives and that they love each other and that love is the most important thing in the world." "...Now THAT'S a mai tai."
selfish piggybank