Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 19, 2004
May 18, 2004
May 20, 2004
Transcript:
"Behold... The 'mallet o' understanding'... Designed to help me amicably resolve disputes with dumb people." "How does it work?" "If you disagree with me, I smash you over the head." "Wow... That's got nobel prize written all over it." "Smash" "Snooty sarcasm is not prudent."
He’s a goat. Don’t they spend half of their time ramming into each other? The Mallet ‘o Understanding shouldn’t even faze him.