Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 09, 2004
August 08, 2004
August 10, 2004
Transcript:
"Welcome to the opening ceremonies of the Zebra/Lion/Crocodile Olympics, founded to promote peace and camaraderie among our species through the joy of sport. We'd like ---" "... Will the group of crocodiles cooking the zebra over the Olympic flame please stop." "Rough start."
You had good intentions Zebra. Too bad.