Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 10, 2004
Transcript:
"Welcome to the opening of the Zebra/Lion/Croc Olympics ... we now go down to the field for the Zebra's opening address ... " "... We are honored to be here today with these other species to promote the cause of peace and build the bonds of brotherhood." "What a beautiful and moving tribute, Bob." "Yes, Peter, and now for the crocodiles' opening address ..." "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP" "... A man of few words, Bob." "Yeeees, Peter, he kept it short."
This might strike people as odd, but this is one of my favorite Pearls Before Swine