Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 15, 2004
Transcript:
"What are you doing pig?" "I'm the grand pea, and I'm combating vegetableism." "You're combating what?" "Vegetableism...the discriminatory treatment of certain vegetables based solely upon the type of vegetable they are." "Are you #@#@#@ kidding me?? have you lost yer #@#@#@*# mind??" "Hardley. look behind you." "Restricted beach area p eas keep out" "You idiot! that sign just lost a couple of letters...it's supposed to say "please." not "peas." "Please tell me you knew that." "...and that you're not that stupid." "...and that you wouldn't organize a protest over a misreading of a sign." "I did." "I'm not." "I wouldn't." "Good." "See Ya." "Good." "Bye." "First, the good news...." "We're here! We're green! Get used to it!" "No peas! No justice!" "What's so funny about peas. love and understanding?"
m.l. over 12 years ago
aardvark86au almost 9 years ago
Give peas a chance!
nes over 5 years ago
I eat green peas.
MALCOLMSTENZEL over 4 years ago
if its restricted, why are they in it?
robert423elliott over 2 years ago
After 60 – 70 years of trying to eradicate racism, I’m not willing to deal with peaism! Forget it. Do this one without me!
jimzumaca over 2 years ago
Visualize whirled peas.