Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 15, 2005
Transcript:
The man on the moon "Dear Pig... It's very lonely on the moon... Fortunately, I have created many games to play with my golf balls... Those golf ball games are all that keep me sane. "Ooooooooooooh... "Titleist"... Good balls... Take home... Drive ball 15% farther..." "...I'm having a bad day."
You gotta wonder what a stamp costs!