Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 04, 2005
February 03, 2005
February 05, 2005
Transcript:
"Listen, pig... We appreciate your trying to protect us, but it's no use... We're bowling pins... We're doomed..."<Br>"But it's just not fair." "Oh, Pig... We've long since given up hope of "fair"... For reasons we'll never fully understand, God has seen fit to consign us to a life of endless ups and downs. THe perennial victims of the cold and unfeeling, beer-drinking bowling-shoe-wearing masses... Incoming!!!" "Smack! Bang! Konk!" "Sir, you can't throw three bowling balls at the same time." "Sorry, dude... Didn't know the rules."
Even being a cartoon character, how was it physically possible for Rat to throw three bowling balls at once?