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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 12, 2005
Transcript:
"We won't make it, boys... *cough* *couh*... The boulder's landed right on us." "...I... can't... breathe..." "If anyone survives, tell my wife and kids I *cough* love them." "Boys!! It's a miracle!!" "It's the hand of God!!" "Daddy's coming home, baby!! Daddy's coming home!!" "...Looks like someone's tax return." "Can't be mine. I put a paperweight on it."
Doesn’t he have a job at Joe’s Roastery?