Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 11, 2005
March 10, 2005
March 12, 2005
Transcript:
"What happened to you "national registry of cand"?" "I closed it down. Even I felt a little bad imagining some loser taking a jar of sand to a bar and telling chicks that one of the grains is named after him." "Well, if it's any consolation, I'm sure the folks who paid you just did it for a little fun... They're not gonna be taking jars of sand with them to a bar." "Oh, this? ... It's nothing."
Funny how 17 years later Established Titles is using the exactly same defense. “Of course it was just a gag gift, nobody in their right mind would think that they’re actually a lord or lady after buying this title from us, just because we said that in our advertisements multiple times and had youtubers endorsing our products say that multiple times…”