Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 07, 2005
Transcript:
"Why are you smearing lipstick on the road?" "The city started a "highway beautification" project...I thought I'd do my part." "You dumb pig...highway beautification involves picking up trash and planting flowers." "Oh...then what am I supposed to do with all this stuff?" "It's a long story."
How did Pig…? I’m not touching that.