Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 08, 2005
May 07, 2005
May 09, 2005
Transcript:
"Surprise!" "Me and pig thought we'd give you these presents to show you our appreciation...you can open them later, if you want." "Yeah. They're for all the days you filled our lives with joy and for all the nights you stayed up with us." "For being so dependable." "For always being there." "Yeah...in a world where I hate my neighbors and can't even stand some of my own friends, I've always got you...and that's all I need." "God bless you." "We love you." "...That is so disturbing." "Wait 'til you see what they do for the satellite dish."
The Simpsons did this joke with Maggie.