Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2005
Transcript:
"Hey...What's your hurry, Pig?...Sit down and have some chips." "Hi, Rat...Don't mind if I do...I was just off to the fridge to visit my new buddy..." "Who's your new buddy?" "Benny the Avocado...He's the kindest, most sensitive avocado I've ever met...Our friendship is really growing." "You may want to skip the guacamole dip."
Why? Pig has eaten members of his family for breakfast.