Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 06, 2006
Transcript:
"The key to life is to declare all right and wrong relative." "What does that mean?" "It means that whenever someone says you're doing something wrong, you tell them that it depends on one's definition of wrong.. Then you change the definition to suit your needs." "That's a long way of saying I stole your wallet."
…at least he didn’t kill anyone.