Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 20, 2006
May 19, 2006
May 21, 2006
Transcript:
"Excuse me, sweetie, but I couldn't help noticing how hot you are... How'd you like to get dinner with me?" "Why the @*#@ should I get dinner with you?" "Because if you don't, the terrorists win." "...Worth a try."
If there was a Top 10 Worst Opening Lines list, then ‘Excuse me, sweetie, but I couldn’t help noticing how hot you are’ would be on it.