Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 21, 2006
Transcript:
"Hey, there, Stephan... Why do you have one of the crocs on a leash?" "This is Biff... He's the dumbest of all the crocodiles. He's the first character I've ever created who simply can't take care of himself." "So what are you gonna do?" "I'll just have to keep him in my yard and feed him and everything." "Is it safe to walk a crocodile around the block like that?" "Why wouldn't it be?" "Well, what if you come across a small poodle or something and he attacks?" "I never thought of that."
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