Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 01, 2006
Transcript:
"Gentlemen, the corporate life bores me. Thus, I quit. But before I leave, I'd like to unveil the company's new slogan for why we should be allowed to drill in Alaska." "It's only Alaska" "Sir, a lot of people believe that Alaska is quite beautiful and that the wildlife there needs to be protected." "And that's where Manny, the bribe-taking moose comes in." "Pipelines are fun!" "Nice."
With vertical drilling, could we enter the ground from Texas? Pipeline would already be underground, we wouldn’t need to pipe it to Texas, it’ll just come out of the ground down there already. (LOL)