Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 13, 2006
July 12, 2006
July 14, 2006
Transcript:
"First recon to Sergeant Pig...Come in, sir...We've got a situation in Sector Nine...Permission to call in a Cobra helicopter strike." "Oh, gawd...What is it?! What's going on?" "It's the Johnsons, sir. Their new landscaping is visually repugnant." "Please stop locking me in the clothes hamper, sir."
Why (apart from its current use, of course) does Pig’s clothes hamper have a lock on it? Why, for that matter, does a character who doesn’t wear clothes have a clothes hamper?