Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 11, 2007
August 10, 2007
August 12, 2007
Transcript:
"How come everyone spends so much time focusing on how to prolong their lives and so little time on how to actually live their lives?" "It's so strange... it's like obsessing about the amount of gas left in your tank while speeding down a highway to nowhere... wouldn't you like to know why people do that?" "What I'd like to know is how I would up in a Dr. Phil infomercial." "Never mind."
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