Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 12, 2007

Transcript:

"What's that, Zebra?" "A summons... I'm being sued by those stupid @#*@#T@ crocodiles!" "What?!... what are they suing you for?" "'Defendant Zebra has willfully failed to be plaintiffs' food, in breach of natural law... plaintiffs seek defendant Zebra cooked medium well over a barbecue pit.'" "That's ridiculous! So what now? You have to hire a lawyer?" "I guess so... but I don't have any money." "What choice do you have?" "Well, I hate to say it, but I know Rat just started practicing law... maybe he can help out a friend for free... after all, my life is on the line..." "I may have a conflict."