Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 30, 2007
August 29, 2007
August 31, 2007
Transcript:
SOMEWHERE NEAR SURPRISE, ARIZONA "Pig, it's me, Rat. My car broke down. I need help, and make it quick... my cell phone battery is dying." "Oh my goodness... where are you?" "Surprise." "Oh, I love surprises!" "It's not a surprise." "You said it was a surprise." "I did not say it was a surprise." "Then where are you if it's not a surprise?" "SURPRISE!" Beep beep beep "Rat, is that your cell phone battery warning?... Rat?... Rat? Rat? Rat?"
kush1104 almost 13 years ago
I don’t get it.
Pearlslover01 almost 12 years ago
Yeah, the name of the city that he’s near is Surprise.
KZ71 over 10 years ago
At least he’s not in Nowhere, Arizona.
uksing921 almost 9 years ago
Should’ve called Goat.
linksglfr Premium Member almost 9 years ago
could have been a corner winslow, arizona and then rat could get a ride from a girl in a flatbed ford.
SomeOtherGocomicsGuy over 6 years ago
He has a diaper on
NErDysprosium over 5 years ago
Who’s on first?
Yes!
The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace) over 2 years ago
Gee what a surprise, at least he’s not in h*ll Georgia