Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 03, 2008

Transcript:

"What's that on your nose?" "A 'Do not disturb' sign...I stole it from a hotel door." "Why are you wearing it on your nose?" "Because I don't see why I should have to limit my peace and quiet to the interior of a hotel room." "It scares me when you make sense." "Door hangers...They're not just for doorknobs anymore."