Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 04, 2008

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"What are you doing Rat?" "I've started selling stock in you. Today's the initial piblic offering...How much would you like to buy?" Buy stock in pig! Ticker symbol:dumb "None. I'm a total failure." Buy stock in pig! Ticker symbol:dumb "That will not look good in the prospectus." Buy stock in pig! Ticker symbol:dumb