Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 04, 2008

Transcript:

"Hey there, Rat...What do you think of my new tank top? I bought it to show off my new physique." "What new physique?" "I told you. I'm an athlete now. Even the doctor confirmed it." "He said you had athlete's foot." "Hey, if I oil up, will you take my picture?"