Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 08, 2008

Transcript:

"I don't want to play softball on your team, Rat. I have poor hand-eye coordination and very slow reaction time." "I know that, you dumb pig. That's why I'm putting you at this position." SMACK "Gosh. Maybe third base isn't right for you after all." "Ohhhhhhhh my oompa loompas."