Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 08, 2008
October 07, 2008
October 09, 2008
Transcript:
"I don't want to play softball on your team, Rat. I have poor hand-eye coordination and very slow reaction time." "I know that, you dumb pig. That's why I'm putting you at this position." SMACK "Gosh. Maybe third base isn't right for you after all." "Ohhhhhhhh my oompa loompas."
slimbrownweed about 13 years ago
first time i get a dangerous vision of me dying by extreme pain out on the field…
................arya+eragon=love............. over 11 years ago
and that is why i will never be a sports person.
just a guy on the internet ✔️ over 4 years ago
i loved how he said "my oompa loompas
Die Barney about 4 years ago
Not the OOMPA LOOMPAS
alantain over 1 year ago
Should have put helmets on them!
T- Mak 8 months ago
Third base is NOT the position for the slow reactors! Neither is pitcher or first base. I played both third and first base at different times. And I was the shortest guy on the team.
MattMan_1_00 4 months ago
Hilarious!