Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 08, 2008
November 07, 2008
November 09, 2008
Transcript:
Dear Pigita, you are great. You are smart. You are pretty. I am so lucky to have you for my girlfriend. "You dumb pig. Chicks don't dig guys who ar always complimenting them. You need to say something negative about them now and then. Makes them find you more attractive." P.S. you're stupid for dating me.
Take what rat says with a grain of salt, or in rat’s case, a grain of in-salt (insult, get it?)