Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 26, 2010
Transcript:
The Reading of Rat's Aunt's Will Man says, "Before I read the will, would any of the family like to say anything about her?" Rat 1 says, "Yeah? I just can't believe she's gone." Rat 2 says, "Me too. We spent every summer together on Whidbey island. She was my favorite aunt." Rat 3 says, "Yeah. Every time I imagine her face, I cry." Rat says, "Load up the loot bowl!!" Rat says, "Oh... and, uh, weepy weepy I miss her so."
These are Rat’s relatives? I thought they’d be meaner.