Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2010
February 26, 2010
February 28, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "If you could utter a few last words before you die, what would they be?" Pig says, "Long ones." Rat says, "To impress people?" Pig says, "To stall for time." Rat says, "Let's just kill you now." Pig says, "I wooooooouldn't liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike thaaaaaaaaaaat."
Best idea Pig has ever had. Besides driving away from the Taco Bell drive-thru… “WITHOUT THE FOOD!!!” (that was in 2005. he’s been due.)