Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 06, 2010
April 05, 2010
April 07, 2010
Transcript:
Pig says, "Excuse me, ma'am, but I couldn't help notice you're staring at my luxurious mane. If you're finding it irresistible, feel free to hug me and take me home with you." Woman says, "Why would I take someone home with me who has 'Brillo' pads stuck to his head?" Pig says, "Because after we're done hugging, you can turn me upside down and clean your sink." Pig says, "It's an added feature."
Plus for another $9.99, you can turn him upside down and clean your sink.