Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 07, 2010
Transcript:
Guard duck says, "Bad news, sir? in my never-ending war against rude neighbors, I sometimes have trouble telling the friendly houses from the unfriendly ones." Pig says, "Oh, no. So what do you do?" Guard duck says, "I shoot them all." Guard duck says, "Suddenly, I feel like Dennis the Menace."
Anyone know who Denis The Menace Is? No? Look him up. He’s in the beano