Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 17, 2010
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Transcript:
The Vending Machine O' Dreams Man says, "So, Pig, what are my choices here? My wife and I are having problems." Pig says, "Well, Neighbor Bob, you've got your bag o' torrid romance, your bag o' stable long-term marriage, your bag o'-" Man says, "Fine, fine. Gimme one bag o' torrid romance and one bag o' long-term marriage." Pig says, "You can't have both. It james the machine." Man says, "Nuts. Then gimme a bag o' just-fine-as-long-as-I-get-my-one-Vegas-weekend-a-year."
Give me a “Bag O’gratification-from-saying-first-comment”, please.