Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 10, 2010

Transcript:

Policeman says, "Excuse me, sir, was that you that just parked your gold camaro in the disabled parking?" Rat says, "Why yes, officer? uh? does that say 'Simpkins'?" Policeman says, "Yeah. Listen, pal, can I ask you why you're taking a disabled spot?" Rat says, "Well, if you must know, I have a disability." Policeman says, "Which is what?" Rat says, "I'm blind." Policeman says, "You drove a car. You read my name." Rat says, "Well, it comes and goes."