Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 11, 2010
September 10, 2010
September 12, 2010
Transcript:
Pig says, "Hey there. I don't believe we've met." Sammy says, "Hi? I'm Sammy the Steelhead and this is Freddie the Salmon. We just made it up the river to spawn. We're here to celebrate." Pig says, "That's great. What do you do after you spawn?" Sammy says, "I go back to the ocean. Freddie here dies." Freddie says, "Well now that puts a damper on the evening."
Sammy, Freddie .. not going to spawn. You need Samantha and Frederica for that …