Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2010

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Bob says, "Who you frend, Larry?" Larry says, "Ees Coco. He a caiman." Bob says, "Whuh a caiman?" Larry says, "Ees like leetle alleegator." Bob says, "Why he here?" Larry says, "He want see movie wid us." Man says, "Sorry? just two tickets left. Your little friend there won't be able to get in." Coco says, "WHUH? But me reely want geet een." Larry says, "You want geet een using my teeket?" Coco says, "Okay." Bob says, "Dat probbly no whuh he have een mind, Larry." Larry says, "Hey... now me save fortune on popcorn."