Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 13, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "What are those stupid things on your feet?" Pig says, "My little booties? this girl I met hand-makes them for me? in fact, she's repairing one I left with her last week? I should call her now and see when I can get it back." Pigita says, "You're calling a girl about what?" Pig says, "Getting some booty." Pig says, "Women are such a mystery."
That’s a groaner.