Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 08, 2010
November 07, 2010
November 09, 2010
Transcript:
Pigita says, "Pig, it's me, Pigita? I want you to take me out tonight. And I was to go someplace nice, not one of your adolescent burger joints." Pig says, "What's wrong with burger joints?" Pigita says, "Because I'm tired of feeling like I'm dating a kid. I'm a grown woman and I need a mature relationship." Pig says, "You got it. But can we talk about this later?" Pigita says, "Why?" Pig says, "No reason." Rat says, "Out of the sofa fort, fatty crockett!"
I wish he’d just break up with her. Burger places aren’t “adolescent,” she probably just wants Pig to buy her some really expensive meal..