Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2010

Transcript:

Pig says, "Hey, guys, can you all take a break from what you're doing to watch my new dog, Ike, do some tricks?" Goat says, "Gee, Pig, I'm sorta reading this book on Caesar right now." Pig says, "It'll be great, I swear? he knows how to aim his little paw at something, and he can saw through ice, and he can jump on this Kurdish man's head.' Goat says, "Really?" Pig says, "Yeah... watch... I'll tell him to aim... Goat, you point out the ice and yell, 'Saw'... and Rat, you tell him to jimp on this man's head... ready?... Go!" Pig says, "Ike, aim!" Goat says, "Ice! Saw!" Rat says, "Ike, on Kurd!" Rat says, "I come to bury Pastis, not to praise him."