Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 09, 2010
November 08, 2010
November 10, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "Hey, Pig, did you see what your stpid Guard Duck did?" Pig says, "No, what?" Rat says, "He (verb) a (noun) with his (adjective) (noun)." Stephan says, "My strips is not a 'mad lib.'" Rat says, "Why not? It beats the (noun) you write." Pig says, "Hahaha you just made me (verb) my (noun)."
slimbrownweed about 13 years ago
i don’t know if people will want to translate pig in the last panel….
jordy18 over 12 years ago
Mine: with the replaceables in parenthases;
Rat: Hey Pig, did you see what your stupid guard duck did?
Pig: No. What?
Rat: He (belched) a (car) with his (sorry) (donut).
Pastis: My strip is not a ‘Mad Libs’.
Rat: Why not? It beats the (computer) you write.
Pig: HA HA HA!!! You just made me (eat) my (letter W)!!!
ReneeZimbodgi over 12 years ago
Mine: with the replaceables in parenthases;Rat: Hey Pig, did you see what your stupid guard duck did?Pig: No. What?Rat: He (murdered) a (rose) with his (silly) (car).Pastis: My strip is not a ‘Mad Libs’.Rat: Why not? It beats the (restaurant) you write.Pig: HA HA HA!!! You just made me (leap) my (taxi)!!!
Dabattlebacca about 11 years ago
Here’s mine.Rat:Hey Pig, did you see what your stupid guard duck did?Pig:No. What?Rat:He (gobbled) a (llama) with his (insane) (mongoose).Pastis:My strip is not a ‘Mad Libs’.Rat:Why not? It beats the (pizzas) that you write.Pig:HAHAHA! You just made me (explode) my (remote control).
Dabattlebacca about 11 years ago
@PLANET Poncho Pokemon fan?
Craig09111990 over 9 years ago
Rat:Hey Pig, did you see what your stupid guard duck did?Pig:No. What?Rat:He (euthanised) a (electric eel) with his (hypostatic Ferrari).Pastis:My strip is not a ‘Mad Libs’.Rat:Why not? It beats the (epitaphs) that you write.Pig:HAHAHA! You just made me (reconstruct) my (piano).
booyahwonie over 9 years ago
Mine is Rat: he pig did you see what your stupid gaurd duck didPig: no what Rat: he barfed a big on with his now smelly mouthPastis: my strip is not a mad lib Rat: why it bea t the junk you write Pig: HA HA HA you just made me wet my pants
squiglyman almost 9 years ago
here’s mine
Rat: Hey Pig, did you see what your stupid guard duck did. Pig: No, what? Rat: He ate a moose, with his bare butt. Pastis: My strip is not a mad lib! Rat: Why is beats the food you write. Pig: Hahaha you just made me crap my grandmother!!!!!!
Clearstream about 8 years ago
Here is what I think ACTUALLY goes in the blanks. Rat: Hey Pig, did you see what your stupid Guard Duck did?Pig: No, what?Rat: He blew up a house with his big rocket launcher.SP: My strip is not a mad lib!Rat: Why not? It beats the s**t you write. Pig: HaHaHa! You just made me pee myself!
rogthedodge1 over 6 years ago
OK, you asked for it. (Or did you?) Rat: Hey, Pig, did you see what your stupid Guard Duck did? Pig: No, what? Rat: He covered a roller-coaster with his obscene graffiti. SP: My strip is not a mad lib! Rat: Why not? It beats the covfefe you write. Pig: HaHaHa! You just made me grab my Oompa Loompas!
quagmire3 about 6 years ago
Hey, Pig, did you see what your stupid gaurd duck did?
No. What?
He DAMAGED a FROG with his LIVELY WAX.
My strip is not a ‘mad lib’.
Why not? It beats the STREET you write.
HAHAHA! You just made me INTRODUCE my SOFA.
One Navy Seal about 5 years ago
“He burned a pool with his huge oil slick!”
“My strip is not a ‘mad lib.’”
“Why not? It beats the beats you like.”
“Hahaha you just made me freeze my oven!”
Boxo croco says happy derby over 4 years ago
Rat: hey pig did you see what your stupid guard duck did? Pig: no what? Rat: he (bought) a (shark with lasers attached to it’s head) with his (leftover) (moolah) stephan: my strip is not a ‘mad lib’ rat: why not it beats the ([censored]) you right pig: hahaha you just made me (strain) my (back)
Pig111 over 4 years ago
He (skated) a (fish) with his (sloppy) (pan)
Why not? It beats the (lawnmower) you write.
Hahaha, you just made me (chase) my (pear)
A_Dilophosaurus almost 4 years ago
He (jumped) a (taco) with his (huge) (flametrower).
It beats the (hamburger) you write.
Ha Ha, you just made me (throw) my (socks)
Josequeen over 3 years ago
He (drove) a (Ferrari) with his (explosive) (tomato).
It beats the (sheepskin rugs) you write.
Ha ha, you just made me (kill) my (pickles).
SirKrunk over 2 years ago
Rat: Hey Pig, did you see what your stupid guard duck did?Pig: No. What?Rat: He (hit) a (boy) with his (giant) (mace).Pastis: My strip is not a ‘Mad Libs’.Rat: Why not? It beats the (timmy failure books) you write.Pig: HA HA HA!!! You just made me (break) my (water)!!!