Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 17, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hiya, Goat! Goat: Hey, Pig...thanks for coming to my party...where's Rat? Pig: Oh, you know how he is...not exactly Mr. Social. Goat: That's true. He came to my summer barbecue last year and just sat inside reading a book. And remember my Christmas party? He went outside in the cold and just sat alone on the deck chair smoking. Well, no matter. Let's forget about him and just have a good time. Pig: You got it. Is everyone in the living room? Goat: Yup. Go join them and I'll hang up your coat. Rat: You mind? Goat: That's disturbing.
Goat, Rat would say it’s YOU who’s doing all the disturbing.After all, he’s just sitting there.In your house.