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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 17, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hiya, Goat! Goat: Hey, Pig...thanks for coming to my party...where's Rat? Pig: Oh, you know how he is...not exactly Mr. Social. Goat: That's true. He came to my summer barbecue last year and just sat inside reading a book. And remember my Christmas party? He went outside in the cold and just sat alone on the deck chair smoking. Well, no matter. Let's forget about him and just have a good time. Pig: You got it. Is everyone in the living room? Goat: Yup. Go join them and I'll hang up your coat. Rat: You mind? Goat: That's disturbing.
machpovii3 over 13 years ago
A social unsocial *.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Howâd Rat do that? (I mean, get established in Goatâs closet without Goat noticing.) Very disturbing.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Goat, Rat would say itâs YOU whoâs doing all the disturbing.After all, heâs just sitting there.In your house.
orinoco womble over 13 years ago
@Sisyphos, like that woman in Japan whoâd been living in this guyâs closet for months before he figured out that food was disappearing from his fridge and set up security cameras to find out how. Sheâd been evicted from her own place and since he was out to work all day and half the night, she just kinda moved in.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Where do you have to go to get some peace & quiet around here, anyway?
smoore47 over 13 years ago
Enjoy that Martini, Pig. Didnât think that you imbibed.
DocOmics over 13 years ago
Rat is a closet antisocialist.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
I sincerely hope Pastis is not implying that Rat is âin the closetâ. Iâd have to change my avatar.
gordrogb Premium Member over 13 years ago
Right Sandfan. If Goat thinks having Rat in the closet is bad, it pales in comparison to thinking about Rat coming out of the closet.
GalleyOar over 13 years ago
Time to come out of the closet rat⊠youâve been outed.
squirrel500 over 13 years ago
Thatâs disturbing.
dutchs over 13 years ago
Like that rainbow wardrobe in Goatâs closet.
Ermine Notyours over 13 years ago
Talk about âsmoking jackets.â
HadYourPhil over 13 years ago
Think weâll live long enough to see the return of the magnification feature to the Sunday strips???
A_NY_Outlaw over 13 years ago
I guess this means Rat wonât be coming out of the closet anytime soon. Iâd say thatâs a good thing.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago
Rats new hang-outââglad heâs not closetophobicâŠ..â»
mac47 over 13 years ago
Thatâs a fire hazard.
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
I like the way Goat sets his drink on the floor. Not the first time Iâve seen that in this strip.
Number Three over 13 years ago
Sure is Goat..
Hehehehehehehehe xxx
elipso3000 over 13 years ago
Why is Goatâs bowtie in his mouth? I guess heâs tying one on.
pocounohamster over 13 years ago
I think this is a fair assesment of how Stephan sees himselfâŠvery anti-social, but Stephan is only fooling himself, he really is more social then he would like us to believe. Great strip today!
WaitingMan over 13 years ago
âMay I take your hat and goat, Sir?â Firesign Theatre
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
I see that Ratâs just sitting on the closet floor; nobody bothered to hang him up.
Kydex29 over 13 years ago
Beautiful, RFS! I bow in awe of your punadulterated genius. Incidentally, Iâm afraid Iâd be reading with Rat in the closet. My sister and I used to stay up late reading at the kitchen table, usually equipped with a heaping bowl of ice cream, sharing funny or interesting bits from our books with each other.
codedaddy over 13 years ago
@sandfan Rat is hardly the animal incarnation of a Hindu deity, in my view. (Too bad the word avatar has been redefined). But spelled backwards I have to grant that it begins with âratâ.
bmonk over 13 years ago
Rats! They found me again!You can make Rat come to your house, but you canât make him party..
silentshadow over 13 years ago
rat, I called the closet!
theromanqueen over 13 years ago
okay thats just scaryâŠâŠfinding rat in your closet
marquetted.18 over 13 years ago
how come the cig dosent light the clothes on fire
dirtking239 over 13 years ago
Looks like Rat saved one of the beer aliens for the party
FrodoLives1 over 13 years ago
Well let me see, Rat is in the closet and there is a rainbow over his head (The coats)âŠHmmmmm!
FrodoLives1 over 13 years ago
Just a little joke , please Rat no Flaming Torches
EricAlder over 13 years ago
Heâs in the closet with a rainbow of coats⊠hmmmâŠ.
jackproarty almost 7 years ago
No one noticed heâs actually READING instead of looking on his phone?
Dumb Ass on The Hill over 4 years ago
This was one of the few strips that really made me feel for Rat.
CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON over 3 years ago
SusanSunshine apperince #2