Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 23, 2011
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July 24, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat, I'd like you to meet someone I met on my journey through space... it's Pluto! Goat: Pluto? The Pluto that used to be one of our nine planets? Noise: CRACK Pig: Sensitive subject.
Wow. I never did like it when poor Pluto got demoted … but I gotta admit, he IS pretty small.Not much of a gravitational field, either, or when he walked into the diner, he’d be covered in stainless steel cutlery.Still, size isn’t everything, you know.I know I’ve heard that someplace.
Or maybe Otto’s right and the diner is very very very big………..in which case Pastis is as tall as Neptune, as befits a big star.