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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 23, 2011
July 22, 2011
July 24, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat, I'd like you to meet someone I met on my journey through space... it's Pluto! Goat: Pluto? The Pluto that used to be one of our nine planets? Noise: CRACK Pig: Sensitive subject.
Wow. I never did like it when poor Pluto got demoted ⊠but I gotta admit, he IS pretty small.Not much of a gravitational field, either, or when he walked into the diner, heâd be covered in stainless steel cutlery.Still, size isnât everything, you know.I know Iâve heard that someplace.
Or maybe Ottoâs right and the diner is very very very bigâŠâŠâŠ..in which case Pastis is as tall as Neptune, as befits a big star.
Mike Brown, the evil scientist who âkilledâ Pluto, wrote a very entertaining and enlightening book about the entire event, providing the background and whole story. Itâs called: How I Killed Pluto. You can probably get it at a good library or through interlibrary loan. Even if you donât agree, you will understand the reasoning much better.
Wonder if Pluto would still be considered a planet had been discovered by a European professional astronomer instead of an American amateur. I bet it wouldâŠâŠ.
Pluto is one of the worldâs best known and most widely read and studied philosophers. He was the student of Socrates and the teacher of âŠOops â Sorry, that was Plato.
I recall one short shaggy dog story that involved Pluto being a holiday destination for governesses and for mobsters in danger of arrest.Customs duty there involved searching every crook and nanny.
Pluto is just a rock in the kiper belt, one of hundreds that have been discovered in recent years due to better telescopes. Itâs not even the biggest, it had to be downgraded from planethood or else every on of those objects would get added to the list of planets. Just imagine trying to remember three hundred names instead of 8.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Donât blame you one bit, Pluto. Youâre still the 9th planet to me.
GypsyWoman over 13 years ago
Technically he is now a âdwarfâ planet but donât call him that either.
zero over 13 years ago
Hmmm thatâs just f-n GoofyâŠ
kcjones over 13 years ago
ummm, NazâŠ.the original designation was arbitraryâŠ.
Ottodesu over 13 years ago
Golly, I did not realise that this was such a big comic strip ⊠VERY big! Pigâs head is almost a planet as well!
Jmarkoff over 13 years ago
I think of Pluto as an honorary planet.
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
I thought Pluto was a dog?
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Nine planets. Pluto the ninth, Now, more beyond. More planets. A pox on all who would Deny! (Very sensitive, Pig!)
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Wow. I never did like it when poor Pluto got demoted ⊠but I gotta admit, he IS pretty small.Not much of a gravitational field, either, or when he walked into the diner, heâd be covered in stainless steel cutlery.Still, size isnât everything, you know.I know Iâve heard that someplace.
Or maybe Ottoâs right and the diner is very very very bigâŠâŠâŠ..in which case Pastis is as tall as Neptune, as befits a big star.
Joe1962 over 13 years ago
Do not blame Pluto you are still a planet to me.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
A planentâs a planet, no matter how small.
4shadow over 13 years ago
No, little planet is very 1990âs. Today in our enlightenment the proper politically correct phrase is âCircumferencially challenged.â
3hourtour Premium Member over 13 years ago
..That Mickey Mouse planet..
tonyd1942 over 13 years ago
Pluto is still a planet. Those few dizzy scientistsâ theory has not been universally accepted.
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 13 years ago
Mike Brown, the evil scientist who âkilledâ Pluto, wrote a very entertaining and enlightening book about the entire event, providing the background and whole story. Itâs called: How I Killed Pluto. You can probably get it at a good library or through interlibrary loan. Even if you donât agree, you will understand the reasoning much better.
rockngolfer over 13 years ago
How about the subject of how to pronounce âUranus?â
OldestandWisest over 13 years ago
The only thing worse would have been a reference to Mickey Mouseâs dog!
bdaverin over 13 years ago
Jonathan Coulton wrote a fine song about that demotion. âIâm Your Moon.â Sung by Neptune to Pluto.
corzak over 13 years ago
Where is Plutoâs little friend Charon?
McGehee over 13 years ago
Its relationship with Charon is strictly plutonic.
mckinney54 over 13 years ago
Pluto discovered as a âplanetâ and will always be a âplanetâ. Is Stephen still in jail? Or another dropped story line? Where is Rat?
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Let that be a lesson, Pig. You do not mess with the Ruler of the Underworld.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
That should have been addressed to Goat, of course. Mea Culpa.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago
An un-wise crack, goatâŠ.â»
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
Rat was busy fomenting revolution the last few days. Pig probably never got a chance.
mac47 over 13 years ago
BRING BACK PLUTO!
lmubill over 13 years ago
Wonder if Pluto would still be considered a planet had been discovered by a European professional astronomer instead of an American amateur. I bet it wouldâŠâŠ.
Fan oâ Lio. over 13 years ago
Pluto is one of the worldâs best known and most widely read and studied philosophers. He was the student of Socrates and the teacher of âŠOops â Sorry, that was Plato.
dfowensby over 13 years ago
ooo rah noos. that was easy, now wasnât it? sort of like the mispronouncing of Caesar. kai- sahr. there are no âsoftâ câs in latin.
bmonk over 13 years ago
I recall one short shaggy dog story that involved Pluto being a holiday destination for governesses and for mobsters in danger of arrest.Customs duty there involved searching every crook and nanny.
squirrel500 over 13 years ago
Stephan seems to make everyone in his comic drink beer.
anthb over 13 years ago
I suppose Pluto was drinking one of those beer aliens?
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
I wonder if anyone slipped Pluto a mickey; that might make him goofy.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Grog â I got it.I was just going to suggest thatâs what you meant.
philphan25 over 13 years ago
A fourth moon was just discovered days ago. I guess size doesnât affect your âplanetâ entourage.
silentshadow over 13 years ago
dwarf cant hit me with a beer can.
bahramthered over 13 years ago
Pluto is just a rock in the kiper belt, one of hundreds that have been discovered in recent years due to better telescopes. Itâs not even the biggest, it had to be downgraded from planethood or else every on of those objects would get added to the list of planets. Just imagine trying to remember three hundred names instead of 8.
Rodney99 over 13 years ago
You think thatâs bad- I heard theyâd discovered thereâs a ring around Uranus.
hossblacksilver over 13 years ago
The interesting thing is, if I remember correctly, is that Plutoâs not purple, itâs pink.
ericlericl over 13 years ago
I know the guy who made Pluto a dwarf planet!
Skarlett Premium Member over 13 years ago
Love Plutoâs face in the last panel!!
Mr. Marzs' Saucer over 13 years ago
Caitlin71.6 over 13 years ago
never talk to pluto about the planets thingâŠ. doesnt end well
Caitlin71.6 over 13 years ago
VERY sensitive subject
dwakkhawk almost 13 years ago
I wouldnât let myself go to sleep until I read a strip with 69 comments. This one had 68, so Iâm commenting myself. Please donât tell.
CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON over 3 years ago
SusanSunshine #3
Chloe.Isaiah5410 about 3 years ago
Pluto is still a planet!