Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 16, 2011
December 15, 2011
December 17, 2011
Transcript:
Croc: What are you looking at, Dad? Larry: Crocs climb zeeba wall. Now dey juss need way geet down into zeeba yard. Croc: How are they gonna do it? Larry: Dey essperimenting. Croc: SO much for 'pusheeng Bob.'
How many times are they gonna keep killing Bob? Not that I’m complaining because 1: They deserve to lose and 2: I just like seeing Bob the Croc SUFFER!
It’s good to see the crocs adopt the scientific method. Love the clipboard. Of course using a croc named Bob as the subject probably invalidates the experiment, given the short lifespan. Nevertheless…
So, if the Security “Red Shirts” had such poor life expectancy in “Star Trek”, why did they change and have Command start wearing red? A subtle hint toward mutiny or something?
LLABDDO over 12 years ago
Without catlike agility,Bob plummets to his death.
OOPS!mailinutile2 over 12 years ago
just push a lot of Bobs until there is a nice slope of Bob corpses
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 12 years ago
I have come to the conclusion that being a croc named Bob is not a good thing, at least in the life expectancy department.
homer911 over 12 years ago
Not Bob again! Why is it always Bob??
Bob
hawgowar over 12 years ago
Bob dies as often as Kenny on South Park.
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
And another Bob bites the dust! (How do these crocs keep up their numbers?)
anylund over 12 years ago
@Sisyphos: They just keep bobbing up…
Collo Rosso over 12 years ago
Yippie! The Crocs are back!
walruscarver2000 over 12 years ago
How to solve our national debt. Put a tax on all bad puns here.
eddie6192 over 12 years ago
Another BOBtale gone wrong, this time to bad essperimenting.
anna.i.bykova over 12 years ago
For the experiment, you’ll need a pack of Bobs…
finkd over 12 years ago
Clever ? These are the CROCS we’re talking about here !
hariseldon59 over 12 years ago
How do you get down from a wall?
Chibi-robo64 over 12 years ago
How many times are they gonna keep killing Bob? Not that I’m complaining because 1: They deserve to lose and 2: I just like seeing Bob the Croc SUFFER!
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
They might as well put a red shirt on any croc named Bob
finale over 12 years ago
“Mr. Zeeba; tear down that wall”
lynette Premium Member over 12 years ago
Humpty Dumpty’s alias is Bob the Croc
Stonemomma over 12 years ago
I LOVE the crocs! So happy to see them again!
g6793 over 12 years ago
H’mmm….How to get over the wall?? Yeah, a rope should do it…or a ladder maybe…or use poor ol’ Bob like a mattress and land on him…
JeffdlS over 12 years ago
Dat bad break, Bob.
Number Three over 12 years ago
Wallop!
xxx
blackdawne over 12 years ago
OMG! They killed Bob! Those Bustards!
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Needa higher wall. Or as they say in gubmint, “Drain the swamp…”
V-Beast over 12 years ago
see you next fall.
Firebird67 over 12 years ago
It’s good to see the crocs adopt the scientific method. Love the clipboard. Of course using a croc named Bob as the subject probably invalidates the experiment, given the short lifespan. Nevertheless…
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
that’s some serious gravity in Zeeba’s yard. Can’t be more that a 8 foot wall and Bob’s snout is planted good.
boldyuma over 12 years ago
Had to look up what a group of crocs were.
Instead of a bevy of Bob’s..you call them a
“bask”,or a “float” of crocs..
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Okay, they’ve ruled out the Humpty Dumpty method. Next is the Superman method – take a flying leap Bob.
fatjimi over 12 years ago
Bob heem croco DIE al
alviebird over 12 years ago
I see that I’m much too late to make the Star Trek reference.
(But that didn’t stop me).
Sherlock Watson over 12 years ago
Bob the Crocodile stood on a wall.Bob the Crocodile had a great fall… but a lousy landing.
cutiepie29 over 12 years ago
So, if the Security “Red Shirts” had such poor life expectancy in “Star Trek”, why did they change and have Command start wearing red? A subtle hint toward mutiny or something?
iFerrarifan over 12 years ago
But in the end it was just another brick in the wall
boreas2 over 12 years ago
how many crocs they would need to push on top of bob to be able to get down there?
123hypno over 12 years ago
How many Bobs have died?
iFerrarifan over 12 years ago
or croc in the wall
Soroxas almost 12 years ago
49
Pearlslover01 over 11 years ago
56
ZeebA16 over 11 years ago
57 dead crocs.
magipants over 10 years ago
55
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
Dey essperimenting on how beeg the croc death count ees.
GoingNuclear almost 6 years ago
68
phobos over 5 years ago
72 crocs
Bob da croc over 3 years ago
Owch