Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 04, 2012
January 03, 2012
January 05, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: The crocs are asking the city to tear down your wall on the ground that it poses a danger to children. Zebra: How do they figure that? Goat: They say a helpless child could climb on top and suffer a tragic fall. Zebra: But that's never happened. And they have no proof it ever would. Crocs: Why me got wear funny costume, Bob? Croc: Shut mouf and walk closer to edge, Burt.
Zebra should be collecting all these skins dropping into his yard. He should use the proceeds to buy the crocs a one time offer of dinner equal to his mass, which would be suspiciously crocodile flavored. Potus could do the negioations and the delivery. And Zebra’s new security system and firearms would just be a coincidence.