Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 04, 2012
January 03, 2012
January 05, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: The crocs are asking the city to tear down your wall on the ground that it poses a danger to children. Zebra: How do they figure that? Goat: They say a helpless child could climb on top and suffer a tragic fall. Zebra: But that's never happened. And they have no proof it ever would. Crocs: Why me got wear funny costume, Bob? Croc: Shut mouf and walk closer to edge, Burt.
margueritem about 13 years ago
It’ll never work…
chireef about 13 years ago
shouldn’t burt have a red shirt on?
finale about 13 years ago
Has Bob found a stunt double?
TexanAtHeart about 13 years ago
How many Bob’s are there? They keep bobbing up.
bahramthered about 13 years ago
Zebra should be collecting all these skins dropping into his yard. He should use the proceeds to buy the crocs a one time offer of dinner equal to his mass, which would be suspiciously crocodile flavored. Potus could do the negioations and the delivery. And Zebra’s new security system and firearms would just be a coincidence.
rshive about 13 years ago
I guess the whole top of the wall is close to the edge.
x_Tech about 13 years ago
Adios Burto.
Sirzanne about 13 years ago
Meet Burt… Bob’s tragic fall guy…
arye uygur about 13 years ago
I still think the wall will fall anyway because the bricks or stones are built one on top of the other instead of interlocking.
Sisyphos about 13 years ago
Burt and Bob stood on a wall…. Oh, no! —All fall down! Silly crocs.
Possum Pete about 13 years ago
Mista Zeeba-Neighba, tear down this wall!
KEA about 13 years ago
Sometimes I think Pastis must have listened to Bill Cosby’s “200mph”
flagfly about 13 years ago
Hey, I was going to say Mr. Crockoshev, tear down this wall!
iMartian about 13 years ago
Humpty-Burt sat on a wall…
FlippySuper about 13 years ago
When they find the body,they will see it was a crocodile.FAIL.
wgwonka about 13 years ago
The question is: Did Zeeba have a city permit to build the wall?
corzak about 13 years ago
Did the Big Game Neighba Assosee-ashun approve the wall?
Alms4Thorby about 13 years ago
Alas poor Burt. I knew him well.
Harryfan about 13 years ago
When Humpty Dumpty falls off the wall the Zeebaas can have a croc omelette.
Michael Olson about 13 years ago
I can hear my mom, “If your friends jumped off a bridge….”
tigre1 about 13 years ago
Put Guard Duck on the Wall to keep off children and croc interlopers. Or give him a mission to drain their swamp and collect their hides…wait…that sounds conservative AND State Department…or progressives and financial criminals…HELP.The world as seen from a window looking at Pastis…
roja22 about 13 years ago
@Number Six: LOL!
Number Three about 13 years ago
Awwwwwwwwwwww. I once fell off a wall.. It wasn’t even a HIGH wall. But I still screamed my head off.
LOL xxx
Sherlock Watson about 13 years ago
Bye Bye Burtie.
Uskoke about 13 years ago
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall….
BigNateFan111 about 13 years ago
Why Bob Why!!!
PinPointDash about 13 years ago
I second Jason’s movement to add Paige ponytails to the Zebras in order to make them look even less intelligent.
Awesome comic99 about 13 years ago
Bert is going to get very very badly hurt
Popeyesforearm about 13 years ago
Burt’s walkin’ on egg shells, Humpty’s.
naturally_easy about 13 years ago
it isn’t over until the fat lady sings.
chris_weaver about 13 years ago
I guess it’s Burt’s turn to take one for the team.
calvinnatefrazz about 13 years ago
Someone break down the wall. The croc/zebra strips are my favorite, but they’re less funny with the wall there.
Comicmaaan over 8 years ago
Do the crocs know that the outfit that Burt the croc is wearing is not fooling anyone?
phobos over 5 years ago
75…
phobos over 5 years ago
75…