Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 30, 2012

“He had an open marriage. I had a yeast infection.” (From Serial, a minor movie that deserves cult status.)

Amazing how she got Pig’s big head to fit into that little coffee cup.

She’s a moody swinger.

That’s my kind of woman. She didn’t spill a drop of beer.

Hey! Anybody get her number? Because I hear….

If that’s what she does to the messenger, does that mean her husband is gonna be stuffed all but his feet in a thimble? Suddenly I’m picturing a variation of some old Tom and Jerry cartoons here.

Take her to a yoga class to open up those hips.

That dumb Pig sure has a way with words.

He’s talking out of his@ss

man, what was that dumb pig thinking? is he suicidal???

A remarkable variant on the spilled coffee trope, an indicator of trouble in PBS: here, the displaced coffee trope, with Pig testing his buoyancy according to the method of Archimedes, with Neighbor Melanie’s help!

“Dunk Pig for me, pretty Melanie”.

Thanks.

Dat bad break, Pig.

My old girlfriend had an open relationship with me. She just neglected to tell me.

Ah yes: try to compress other people’s information into your own words and thoughts…definitely a way to lose friends, but certainly influence.

Ohhhh Pig! ( Don’t know how many times I’ve said that now)

LOL xxx

Ahhh, pig’s cup indeed runneth over . . . is it jest me or does it seem that pig is speaking out his . . . ?!? . . . ☻

Way to go pig…

thus was born The Pighead Latte, sold now at your local Starbucks.

Forget it, Pig; just go home and enjoy a movie. How about Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice?

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

i dont get it…

This is like the time when Chester squeezed Nate from Big Nate in a bottle. https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2007/03/03

Wtf Pig

I was born today.