Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 31, 2012
March 30, 2012
April 01, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: What do you dream of being when you're older? Pig: Oh, a toy shop owner! I'd have all the toys I ever wanted for free!! Rat: Toy shop owners don't get toys for free. They pay for them. Pig: Life is cruel.
I always wanted to be the owner of a house of ill-repute, so I could get all the ill-repute I wanted for free.