Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 01, 2012
March 31, 2012
April 02, 2012
Transcript:
Crocodile: Zeeba neighba... Zebra: What? Crocodile: Dere no barrier. No bush. No fence. Nutting stop us keel you. Dis beeg moment me wait for. *fist bump* *chest bump* Crocodile: Speech! Speech! Crocodile: Okay...uh...good knowing you...me hate you face...die. *AARGHHH* *THWACK THWACK* Crocodile: Guy protected by force field, Bob. Curse you, techmology.
Oh, the cruelty of Zeeba…. I am calling for a UN investigation of unreasonable force used against Crocs by Zeeba! Look at them!These poor, hurting, helpless Crocs!When will this horror perpetrated by Zeeba end?When will the hatred ever enc?If only Zeeba would simply negotiate with the Crocs. If only Zeeba was willing to give up his tasty body in good faith to the Crocs. All of this senseless violence would be over.Condemn Zeeba NOW!