Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 19, 2012
Transcript:
Zebra: What are you doing, Pig? Pig: Trying to find Kleenex Bob. He's the little man in the kleenex box who radios back to headquarters whenever you take out a kleenex. Zebra: What are you talking about? Pig: It's how kleenex headquarters knows to pop the next kleenex out of box! He's critical part of the operation! And I can't find him anywhere! Because he's lost! Lost! Zebra: I think I'll show myself out. Pig: Shhh. Sending in a search party. Zebra: I
He’s having lunch with the guy that turns the refrigerator light off when you shut the door.