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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 04, 2012
May 03, 2012
May 05, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: 'Promote Peace'...'Co-exist'...'Save the Planet'... Why do people always tell me what to do on their bumper stickers? Goat: I don't know. Why does it matter? Rat: Because it bothers me. So I've created my own. "Stop telling me what to do on your bumper stickers." Goat: I think it hurts your case that it's on a bumper sticker. Rat: Hey. Stop telling me what to do.
I’m adding Rat’s bumper sticker to my funny sayings list, along with “My apathy trumps your outrage” and “Abstinence: 99.99% affective.”